To my dear Walrus friends:
This is the last post I shall be making concerning you, and your group on this blog. I have had much fun, and lulz at your expense. I do apologize, I simply could not help myself.
Before I go, I should like to publish what I have learned about the walruses, and would like to make a quote from the Grimm Brothers famous collection of literature. This is specifically taken from “The Gallant Tailor” also known as “Seven at One Blow“
…Then he set out gallantly on his way, and as he was light and active he felt no fatigue.
The way led over a mountain, and when he reached the topmost peak he saw a terrible giant sitting there, and looking about him at his ease. The tailor went bravely up to him, called out to him, and said, “Comrade, good day! there you sit looking over the wide world! I am on the way thither to seek my fortune: have you a fancy to go with me?”
The giant looked at the tailor contemptuously, and said, “You little rascal! you miserable fellow!” “That may be!” answered the little tailor…
I can think of no better analogy to describe the differences between me and iatw. A small person, insignificant and tiny(me) goes up to a huge giant of great strength(the walruses) and proposes friendship. He is met with disgust, and ridicule. The giant while fearful and strong is sadly lacking in intelligence and wit. Mindlessly rushing into battle attempting to destroy the victim in one blow.
The walruses ARE NOT menacing in the least. There greatest weapon is manipulation through fear tactics. Emotional trama, and terror. Then come some very small physical attacks. (Silly little things such as a bunch of empty boxes, or some gross magazines) If it weren’t for the prior emotional attacks, the victim would be unthreatened, and could logically attempt to solve the problem.
Unfortunately for them, the walruses chose the WRONG GUY TO MESS WITH! I am a logical person, and emotional attacks simply do not work on me outside the boundaries of obvious logic. After watching a Judge Judy courtroom case just the other day (in which one is prosecuted for watching someone else nearly stab someone to death) I realize even more that the walruses attempts to ruin ones life are totally rediculous, and the trauma caused by them are nothing but the after effects of a pre-concieved illusion.
In summary, my life simply cannot be ruined by something so trivial as boxes, and pizzas. Once one percieves things in a different light, it is easy simply to laugh the silly walruses away. When this is done, the walruses are provided with no “lulz”, thus there mission is a failure. Thus, one can indeed defeat them. And so long as you can learn to view things in a positive light, they can be harnessed, and their attacks used against them for your own “lulz”
That is the last that is to ever be said about you and your pathetic pack of cyber-wolves on this blog. All comments related to the walruses outside of this post will be removed. Good day to you!
-Noogah
P.S-I never drank one drop of soap…it was a trick for the camera