Some of my closer online friends (I.E Cyclone999) or even some of my closest internet fiends(I.E Walrus spies trying to find out more about me by sppending hours sifting through my Q/A’s on Yahoo answers) may know about my in development action/adventure/fantasy movie screenplay called Oogah-Ranger

Oogah-Ranger focuses on the adventures of an AUstralian park ranger who finds a subterranean world full of once thought to be mythological animals. The story offers fictional explanations of Yetis, UFO’s, re-occuring earthquakes, and other cool stuff! Everybody be on the watch. I’ll be consistently updating this blog with the screenplays progress.

-Noogah

To my dear Walrus friends:

This is the last post I shall be making concerning you, and your group on this blog.  I have had much fun, and lulz at your expense. I do apologize, I simply could not help myself.

Before I go, I should like to publish what I have learned about the walruses, and would like to make a quote from the Grimm Brothers famous collection of literature. This is specifically taken from “The Gallant Tailor” also known as “Seven at One Blow“

…Then he set out gallantly on his way, and as he was light and active he felt no fatigue.

The way led over a mountain, and when he reached the topmost peak he saw a terrible giant sitting there, and looking about him at his ease. The tailor went bravely up to him, called out to him, and said, “Comrade, good day! there you sit looking over the wide world! I am on the way thither to seek my fortune: have you a fancy to go with me?”

The giant looked at the tailor contemptuously, and said, “You little rascal! you miserable fellow!” “That may be!” answered the little tailor…

I can think of no better analogy to describe the differences between me and iatw. A small person, insignificant and tiny(me) goes up to a huge giant of great strength(the walruses) and proposes friendship. He is met with disgust, and ridicule.  The giant while fearful and strong is sadly lacking in intelligence and wit. Mindlessly rushing into battle attempting to destroy the victim in one blow.

The walruses ARE NOT menacing in the least. There greatest weapon is manipulation through fear tactics. Emotional trama, and terror. Then come some very small physical attacks. (Silly little things such as a bunch of empty boxes, or some gross magazines) If it weren’t for the prior emotional attacks, the victim would be unthreatened, and could logically attempt to solve the problem.

Unfortunately for them, the walruses chose the WRONG GUY TO MESS WITH! I am a logical person, and emotional attacks simply do not work on me outside the boundaries of obvious logic. After watching a Judge Judy courtroom case just the other day (in which one is prosecuted for watching someone else nearly stab someone to death) I realize even more that the walruses attempts to ruin ones life are totally rediculous, and the trauma caused by them are nothing but the after effects of a pre-concieved illusion.

In summary, my life simply cannot be ruined by something so trivial as boxes, and pizzas. Once one percieves things in a different light, it is easy simply to laugh the silly walruses away. When this is done, the walruses are provided with no “lulz”, thus there mission is a failure. Thus, one can indeed defeat them. And so long as you can learn to view things in a positive light, they can be harnessed, and their attacks used against them for your own “lulz”

That is the last that is to ever be said about you and your pathetic pack of cyber-wolves on this blog. All comments related to the walruses outside of this post will be removed. Good day to you!

-Noogah

P.S-I never drank one drop of soap…it was a trick for the camera

I have a message to all of my dear walrus spies:

Due to the fact that you have put rediculous protective measures on my wiki page, here are some facts that you can post about me!!

• You think guzzling down dish soap is bad? I also munch on Tylenol tablets like popcorn! (If you want proof, just watch my Zacho remix 3 video.)
• I bite my nails like crazy! I bite them so bad, I cant believe that I haven’t bitten my fingers right off of my hand!
• I still pick nose. It’s almost as bad as my last habit.
• I don’t to school!
• I chew on the sides of my mouth.
  

• My only pet died after three years of having him!!!!!!!

Now to the walruses who are perplexed by the fact that I enjoy my dox:

You define doxing as a horrendous thing that only happens to terrible people However, this is the way I perceive things:

• You get to become 1 out of 27 different people individually chosen out of 9,000,000,000 people on earth!!
• You get free hosting and protection ofn your very own walrus page! Along with free unlimited image hosting so you can upload all the funny faces you want!
• You get lots of free stuff!(Boxes, magazines, feeebies, etc.)
• You get free comedy routines via phone!

• LOTS MORE!

I honestly don’t get the big deal here. Nothing has been done to hurt me. I’m fine, and I have more than I had before. Including a lot of attention from iatw, and others.

Until later,

-Noogah(I’M THE DOPE WHO ATE THE SOAP!)

Some people with nothinge betterto do with their time claim that teh Appollo 11 mission never happened. Any conspiracy theorist should visit Wikipedias article on the matter. Almost all claims against the missions are stated, and debunked. Some of the most notible will be quoted here.

Moon hoax proponents devote a substantial portion of their efforts to examining NASA photos. They point to various oddities of photographs and films purportedly taken on the Moon. Experts in photography (even those unrelated to NASA) respond that the anomalies, while sometimes counter-intuitive, are in fact precisely what one would expect from a real Moon landing, and contrary to what would occur with manipulated or studio imagery. Hoax proponents also state that whistleblowers may have deliberately manipulated the NASA photos in hope of exposing NASA.

1. Crosshairs appear to be behind objects.

• Overexposure causes white objects to bleed into the black areas on the film.

2. Crosshairs are sometimes misplaced or rotated.

• Popular versions of photos are sometimes cropped or rotated for aesthetic impact.

3. The quality of the photographs is implausibly high.

• There are many poor quality photographs taken by the Apollo astronauts. NASA chose to publish only the best examples.^[53][54]
• The Apollo astronauts used high resolution 70mm professional cameras and film.^[55]

4. There are no stars in any of the photos. The Apollo 11 astronauts also claimed in a press conference after the event to have not remembered seeing any of the stars.

• The sun was shining. Cameras were set for daylight exposure, and could not detect the faint points of light.^{[56], pp. 158–160}Even the brightest stars are dim and difficult to see in the daytime on the Moon. The Moon’s albedo is very high and with no atmosphere to traverse, daylight at the surface is very much brighter than on Earth. Harrison Schmitt saw no stars from the Moon.^[57] The astronauts’ eyes were adapted to the brightly sunlit landscape around them so that they could not see the relatively faint stars. Camera settings can turn a well-lit background into ink-black when the foreground object is brightly lit, forcing the camera to increase shutter speed in order not to have the foreground light completely wash out the image. A demonstration of this effect is here. The effect is similar to not being able to see stars outside when in a brightly-lit room – the stars only become visible when the light is turned off. The astronauts could see stars with the naked eye only when they were in the shadow of the Moon. All of the landings were in daylight.^[58]

5. The color and angle of shadows and light are inconsistent.

• Shadows on the Moon are complicated by uneven ground, wide angle lens distortion, light reflected from the Earth, and lunar dust.^{[56], pp. 167–172} Shadows also display the properties of vanishing point perspective leading them to converge to a point on the horizon.
• This theory was demonstrated to be unsubstantiated on the MythBusters episode “NASA Moon Landing”.

6. Identical backgrounds in photos which, according to their captions, were taken miles apart.

• Shots were not identical, just similar. Background objects were mountains many miles away. Without an atmosphere to obscure distant objects, it can be difficult to tell the relative distance and scale of lunar features.^[59] One specific case is debunked in Who Mourns For Apollo? by Mike Bara.^[60]

7. The number of photographs taken is implausibly high. Up to one photo per 50 seconds.^[61]

• Simplified gear with fixed settings permitted two photographs a second. Many were taken immediately after each other. Calculations are based on a single astronaut on the surface, and does not take into account that there were two persons sharing the workload during the EVA.

8. The photos contain artifacts like the two seemingly matching ‘C’s on a rock and on the ground.

• The “C”-shaped image was from printing imperfections, not in the original film from the camera.^{[62][dead link][63]}

9. A resident of Perth, Australia, with the pseudonym “Una Ronald”, said she saw a soft drink bottle in the frame.

• No such newspaper reports or recordings have been verified. “Una Ronald”’s existence is authenticated by only one source. There are also flaws in the story, i.e. the emphatic statement that she had to “stay up late” is easily discounted by numerous witnesses in Australia who observed the event to occur in the middle of their daytime, since this event was an unusual compulsory viewing for school children in Australia.^[64]

10. The book Moon Shot contains an obvious composite photograph of Alan Shepard hitting a golf ball on the Moon with another astronaut.

• It was used in lieu of the only existing real images, from the TV monitor, which the editors of the book apparently felt were too grainy to present in a book’s picture section. The book publishers did not work for NASA.

11. There appear to be “hot spots” in some photographs that look like a huge spotlight was used at a close distance.

• Pits in Moon dust focus and reflect light in a manner similar to minuscule glass spheres used in the coating of street signs, or dew-drops on wet grass. This creates a glow around the photographer’s own shadow when it appears in a photograph. (see Heiligenschein)
• If the photographer is standing in sunlight while photographing into shade, light reflected off his white spacesuit produces a similar effect to a spotlight.^[65]

12. Footprints in the extraordinarily fine lunar dust, with no moisture or atmosphere or strong gravity, are unexpectedly well preserved, in the minds of some observers – as if made in wet sand.

• The dust is silicate, and this has a special property in a vacuum of sticking together like that. The astronauts described it as being like “talcum powder or wet sand”.^[60]
• This theory was demonstrated to be unsubstantiated on the MythBusters episode “NASA Moon Landing”.

Additionally, a mythbusters episode was made(Episode 104 – “NASA Moon Landing”) in which several claims against Apollo 11 were put to the test. All of which were BUSTED The episode can be watched here.(http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SEI2VWWI)

Apollo 11 did happen, cannot, will not, and never was debunked.

-Noogah

Oh my poor peasents! I appreciate your loyalty to me, but you’ve gone a tad bit too far! You see, the reason my sister asked for her info removed in exchange more mine kept, is because if you took away my info, I’D SIMPLY DIE! Of course, I told her. She simply wishes for her info to be removed. She didnt ask for mine, because want my info to stay.

LONG LIVE NOOGAH!

It’s hard to find words to describe how ecstatic and honored I feel to have my own page on the Walrus wiki.
Thus, where words fail, pictures come in!
I have created two banners to express my gratitude and delight in commemoration of my self-proclaimed title as THE walrus of walruses.

I, Noogah, hereby declare my lordship over the entire Walrus organization. Slowly, but surely, I shall rise to power to take the rightful place in my Kingdom.

*I* am the walrus

Which banner do you think I should use? Vote in the comments section =)

I really am the walrus!

EDIT:

I’m having trouble uploading these images to my walrus profile. The serfs seem to believe that a vandal is attacking my page! I’m so happy about that. My protective servants!

Proxies are one of the most valuable things a man can have. A while back….I mean a looooooong while back, I used free proxies. They fascinated me, but the worst thing about free proxies is their unreliability. They’ll be offline, or overloaded, or what not. So nearly two years ago, I spent all my prizrebel points, and some birthday money, on a proffesional proxy list. The list came with indefinite rights to about 10 diffferent premium proxies. The total came out to a whopping 75 us dollars!!! I can’t even remember where I bought the list. I’m pretty sure it was eBay. It was not bought without great hesitance, but I just really wanted them.

Ever since, these proxies have served me faithfully. Night, and day. With supreme speed! Now, I’m seriously a happy camper. Considering all the websites that wanted me gone, these proxies were life savers. I rarely even note a difference running the proxies, or just using regular old Internet. Sometimes I would see one of those forum images that tell you your speed, where you live, what browser you use, ect. and I would like…what!? Oh yeah! I’m on a proxy.

If your someone who needs proxies, I seriously recxomend doing a google search, and finding some premiums. They will definitely be worth every penny you spend!!!

I sill us free proxies every once in a blue moon. Usually for places that only require some small tasks, or when I want extreme anonimity.(A.K.A a proxy from China, or Switzerland) Using my premium proxies are great for heavier tasks. I.E sharing files over AIM, downloading large stuff, chat rooms, sharing pivate files, etc.

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO VIEW MY PROFILE(Please note that there is a considerable ammount of offensive language)

So it turns out that I did have a few spies…a bunch of blog data was posted here. Thats okay!

Just to let you know, the reason I’m contributing to my wiki page isn’t because I’m retarded, I’M ECSTATIC!

I edited my blog page by removing, and replacing a photo. No personal reasons, I just thought it was better. I few minutes later I was banned. All this protection, and its all free! Just wait, I’ve got a lot of pictures that I’m gonna be uploading soon.

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO VIEW MY PROFILE(Please not that there is a consideable ammount of offensive language)

Take a look:Zacho 3: King zacho

This is my 3rd video in the zacho trilogy, I made them with my sister. Enjoy!

The second

The first isn’t very good, and it’s full of old photos, but you can look it up if you want.

I need to add these to my walrus page.

Everybody be sure to see my profile!!!(please note that there is a considerable ammount of offensive language on this page)

Noogahs own private walrus page!

EDIT

I’m so totally excited! I was just on the walrus irc, when somebody said I’m getting box raided! I can’t believe it! My first attack! My sisters and I love to roast smores, boxes are excellent kindling. This is getting to be such fun! It’s like, I can say:”DUDE, IM ON A HIT LIST!”

Everybody be sure to see my profile!!!(please note that there is a considerable ammount of offensive language on this page)

Noogahs own private walrus page!

It’s absolutely horrifying to go on a website, and see the name of relatives, your phone number, address, mom, and sisters. And ten a private picture on top of it! I almost cried. It gives you a heavy feeling in your stomach. But I’ve been thinking. Not alot of people get doxed by the walruses. Only the most notorious, or feared. In a way, it’s a compliment. It’s hard to think if it that way. This truly is an undecribably horrific experience, but if you try really hard, it’s actually kinda neat! I have my own private profile on the infamous walrus wiki. I got out the good ole proxies, and tried editing the post(they blocked my real ip a long time ago) A few minutes later, it was back up! Think about it. My profile is heavily guarded to keep false info out, and I don’t have to lift a finger. Then, this famous quote came to mind:When life gives you lemons, make lemonaid.

So that’s it! I’m gonna contribute to my own dox. After all, if I’m gonna be there, I may as well make the profile look pretty. I’m gonna upload some more recent funny photos, and now I even have something to brag about. These dox are hard to survive. I’ve been shivering nonstop since, and this should make it easier to survive.

Everybody be sure to see my profile!!!(please note that there is a considerable ammount of offensive language on this page)

Noogahs own private walrus page!

Darn! This should be ruin life tactic numer one:Just post the dox

it’s already ruining my life. I sure hope this helps!