Noobs these days!

Okay. I am going to make this place A NOOB FREE ZONE! Come on, check this out.

• Someone sent me their username and password saying they want to have my account for housekeeping. I don’t know them. They never even commented on my site b4!
• Then, when I said the job was taken (Thomas121379 took it) she emailed me back that she wanted the job and gave me her phone number. I wonder if she thought that the housekeeping job was 4 real, but whatever.
• I saw a comment that said ‘I’m so rich! I have 1,000 coins because I’ve been saving and I want a membership so bad!’. Firstly, I do NOT give free membership. Secondly, is 1,000 coins a lot? I don’t think so!
• I was doing Club Penguin coin business, when some guy copied me and was giving ‘UP TO 5,000 coins!’. I emailed him telling him some pointers, what he should get, blah blah blah and then I told him to get the money maker. Guess what. Instead of searching it, he just replied saying ‘Email me the Money Maker!’ and I was like ‘no way find it yourself’ then guess what he did. He replied back saying something like ‘**** YOU B****, ….i’m not going to say the rest’ and he started calling me everyname in the book. I replied ‘Dude, don’t swear, it’s not my fault your complaining!’ and he replied with another swearing message. His name is Hat Master, he is banned forever (haha )

Now, I will call this a n00b-free zone! Let me give you a few points:

After Disney made the commercial about Club Penguin, what happened was what the experienced members called ‘The Noob Invaision’. Every 3 faced server become 5! The day after the commercial the servers were 99% full! After the noob invaision Club Penguin had to quickly create my servers, and it was hard to log in. After that, many experienced penguins have quitted and moved on to other games.

All the noobs began going on Club Penguin. Sure, Club Penguin made more money but the experienced members did not like it. Club Penguin became what they call a ‘nud*ty’ place of all the non-dressed penguins.

Every experienced player of Club Penguin sent thousands of letters to Club Penguin complaining. Club Penguin did not respond and did not care. So after this tragic event, many experienced have been crowded with the same question: “WHERE DID YOU GET THE ROCKHOPPER BACKGROUND?” and “YOU MUST HAVE HACKED IT!”. Of course, the noobs know nothing. And now Tour Guides are rare. Because there isn’t much! Of course, i decided to stop the Club Penguin N00b Inviasion!!! Another team, made by me, will take down noobs, forcing them to somehow ‘not log in’. Me and Alexkurty have already been discussing plans about hacking accounts. More will be explained. ALL NOOBS, BEWARE!!!